Aries: March 21 – April 19
You’ve had a hard month, Aries. Maybe you bombed a test, maybe you got a parking ticket, or maybe your situationship has been especially hellish. You’re at emotional rock bottom. But! October looks to be a better month; one of new beginnings, fun projects that will pay off, and maybe even an “A” or two. But you should probably get rid of that man.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Why so grumpy, Taurus? Calm down, and let go of whatever has been bothering you. This month is the time for relationships: Reconnect with your friends, text your ex (or don’t), and go get a beer (or something better) with your best friend and toast to the new month.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Are you in your soft girl era, Gemini? Soft blankets, knitted sweaters, and warm drinks — this is your month to get cozy. Lean into the slowing down of the season. Maybe start a new crochet project (or bust out one of your other WIPs). Curl up with that book that’s been sitting on your night stand for the last two (or four) weeks… Or don’t, I don’t know what program you’re in.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Where is your waist, Cancer?! Non-existent because you have been putting in the work. Hitting the gym, going for walks, uping your protein intake. Whatever you’re doing, it’s working — body tea and whatever. Your hard work is paying off!
Leo: July 23 – August 22
You need to practice some self-love and some self-care. You’ve been pushing yourself to do it all — weekend plans, staying on top of schoolwork, etc — and haven’t taken any time for yourself, Leo. Slow down, take a day to turn off your brain and watch some dumb television (is the Bachelor back on yet?)
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Assignment after assignment after deadline after deadline. You’ve been overwhelmed, Virgo, and you’ve been taking on too much. While you’ve been that girl for so long, it’s time to redirect your priorities. Do you need to do it all? Or can you take a break? Maybe join Leo and watch some terrible tv for a bit.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
You can’t pour from an empty cup, Libra. You’ve been neglecting your twelve-step routine and your workouts! And for what? A measly degree? Actually, that is fair. But don’t forget to slow down in the rush of the semester and take some time to relax.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
That thing you’ve been manifesting for months is about to come to, Scorpio. You’ve been working hard towards these goals, and it’s finally time for the big pay off. Don’t forget to actually enjoy the moment when it comes to and not just check it off the list.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Slow and steady wins the race, Sagittarius. Those goals you’ve been slowly chipping towards — craft projects, puzzles, that one horrible assignment — will eventually pay off. It may cost that last twinkle in your eye, but hey, you’ll get something cool from it.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Apparently, everyone needs to focus on self-care this month, you included, Capricorn. You’ve been pouring from an empty cup, burning the candles at both ends, yadada. Just take some downtime, eat some food, and look after yourself.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
What’s been holding you back, Aquarius? Things are finally falling into place for you, and yet, something is holding you back. The cards say to lead with your heart — whether that means opening yourself up to love, starting a new creative project, or letting yourself be really pissed off about that one bad grade you got.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Have we been making mountains out of molehills again, Pisces? Maybe you’ve been panicking about a bad test or spiraling over a text. Whatever the spiral, it’s time to lock in. Focus on the grind, concentrate on next steps, because you’re about to get some success… Maybe, I can’t actually predict the future.
