Aries: March 21 – April 19
Self-destructing all by yourself, handsome? You’ve been actively stopping yourself from being happy and/or succeeding, Aries. There’s absolutely no need to do this. It’s time to let yourself be happy and pursue that great thing, whatever it is for you.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
If you’ve been coming out of a heartbreak, you’re about to start a new relationship, Taurus. Keep a clear head as you make your way through… Or maybe text your ex again, it’ll definitely be different this time.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
You’ve been a “glass is half-empty” kind of person lately. Burnout, stress, or maybe the flip-flopping weather is being a real drag. Don’t forget to lean on your people and continue to work hard — it’s going to work out.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
You’ve locked in, Cancer. Going to the gym, acing your classes, and riding that self-improvement streak. That glow-up is going to be fantastic, as long as you keep putting the work in… Which you seem to have no problem doing.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
Lots to celebrate this month, Leo! Maybe you’re one of the lucky few who get to graduate this year. Maybe you’ve gotten a job promotion. Maybe a great grade. Maybe the sun is just shining. Whatever the celebration, take the time to enjoy the W.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
You’ve been doing too much. Burning the minute oil, burning the candle at both ends — however you burn your metaphorical candle, Virgo, it’s time to take time to relax and rest. The next cliché is if you don’t take time to rest, your body will take time for you.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Have you had a lot of anxiety lately, Libra? Nightmares, tension headaches, or a knot in your shoulder that just won’t go away? It’s time to break out of that anxiety cycle — have you tried yoga? Enter into your self-care era.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You’ve been putting in the work, Scorpio, and it’s about to pay off. You’ve been on the grind —working out, self-care, studying, or maybe you finally blocked your ex. Any win is a win. Maybe this will be your abundance era.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Time for a shakeup, Sagittarius. You’ve been lowkey going through it lately. Maybe your classes are putting you through the ringer. Maybe the flipflopping temperatures are bugging you like how it is Gemini. It’s time to do something unusual… Don’t look to me for advice, I don’t know your schedule.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
It’s time to turn over a new leaf and get out with the old and in with the new, because when there’s a will there’s a way, and if at first you don’t succeed, then try, try again. But don’t forget, don’t let the man drag you down… I don’t know, horoscope writing is hard so use these cliches as your guide.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Your plans are like a new houseplant. New leaves are growing on it and budding with the spring air. Continue to water this metaphorical plant and you will see great things, but don’t forget to get fertilizer from your friends because plants grow better with others… this may have been a poor metaphor, but you get the idea.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Have you had a new muse lately, Pisces? Everyone always assumes that “muse” should be a person, but maybe you’ve had divine inspiration from that new Zendaya movie. Don’t let this muse go to waste, let it inspire you to do that thing you’ve been putting off. Whatever it is.
