Aries: March 21 – April 19

Have you experienced a major betrayal recently, Aries? Or maybe a heartbreak? We all know that you’re not nonchalant about it, you’re just emotionally constipated. But February is going to bring some lovey-dovey feelings that you just won’t be able to resist… You will be challant. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

Apparently you’ve also been facing some emotional trauma — failed situationship? You and me both, Taurus — but there’s still a lot of good happening. February is the time to focus on what you do have, so schedule that Galentines night or watch that rom-com that you (secretly) re-watch all the time. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You’ve been on the verge of something great, haven’t you, Gemini? Maybe it’s a new class, a new project or a new relationship (it is February after all). It’s time to lean into that because you’re going to experience some life-changing news. Forget the past and move into this exciting present. Or don’t. I can’t tell you what to do.

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

It’s time to change those rigid habits, Cancer. You’re being a control freak and it’s time to relax a little. Break out of your self-appointed roles, and do something different: try a new coffee shop, try a new hobby, or maybe actually talk to that one hot guy in that one class (you know the one). What’s the worst that can happen?

Leo: July 23 – August 22

Leo, you’ve been following in the footsteps of everyone else who attends University and it’s working… pretty well for you. Sure, your unrelenting determination may make you wildly successful and rich (who wouldn’t want that?) but it’s lonely at the top. Don’t forget about all of us down here when you’re famous.

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You’ve become a smartie pants this season, Virgo! Maybe it comes naturally, maybe it’s through hard work, but congrats. Despite being oh so smart, you’re being indecisive af. You’ll make the right decision, I’m sure. Our advice would be to flip a coin, or use one of those magic 8 balls — that’s what we use and it hasn’t led us astray… yet.

Libra: September 23 – October 22

Kind-hearted Libra, not often you get that, eh? You’re about to experience some new beginnings this month by breaking out of those old habits. You’re gonna reap what you sowed recently, so I hope that works for ya. Good luck.

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

Has your head been stuck in the clouds, Scorpio? Well, this unusually hopeful outlook is going to bring you some wish fulfillment. But! Please don’t self-sabotage yourself again — nostalgia is a hell of a drug and something about rose-colour glasses. It’s time to move on but chase those dreams. I’m sure you’ll figure that one out.

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

If you’ve been taking on extra shifts, extra hobbies, and just keeping yourself busy — it’s time to stop Sagitarrius. Healing doesn’t come from keeping busy (though it definitely helps), but February is going to be a blissful and happy month for you. Whether you like it or not.

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Rock bottom has never been so cozy — metaphorically speaking. Capricorn, time for a shakeup. Apparently, February is going to be a month of new knowledge that will shake you to your core. Or it might not. We’re not fortune tellers.

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You know that project you and your friends have been kinda hinting at starting? Now is a great time to start. Ironically, this new team project is going to bring some balance to your life while also making you happy, Aquarius. Weird how that can happen, right? So yes, start that new business selling crocheted cats. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20 

You’ve been doing too much, Pisces. Slow down, healing is not linear, you can’t pour from an empty cup, and all those cheesy (but true) sayings could be helpful for you to remember as you go through this month. Maybe you’ll get some calm that you’ve been seeking.